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Show AUTOBIOGRAPHY by Clem Kaddidle I was born at the age of five in a little log cabin on the Wabash. Wa-bash. My mother traveled 200 miles in five days just to be near me when I was born. I was born in 1845, that I know because ' room 1844 was right across from mine. My father being a Cleveland Cleve-land fan. my first word was "Ugh". It was in my early youth that I picked up. the habit of eating and sleeping. My mother tried hard to break me of such habits but failed. At the tender age of sixteen, I started school. I was going along swell until I hit the second grade. "Here I had to flunk six times so that I wouldn't -pass up my father and embarrass him. After my fother started getting his old age pension, I finally graduated grad-uated from grade school. I received re-ceived three degrees, the first from the pastor, the second from my teachers and the third from the cops. My sports career was a great success as I received a letter for my sweater. The letter was a a bill from Richmond's asking politely, yet sternly, for their money Possessing nimble fing ers, I went for the Tiddly Winks team, and I was going along swell until in one meet. I sprained my fingernail. Then, - in the spring, I was on the championship tug-of-war team, where I was the third jerk on the right. BORROWED NOTICE: Students who were in the band last year and have uniforms, uni-forms, please return them to the high school |