Springville Herald | 1969-07-03 | Page 12 | Howdy Neighbor

Ifleiylibor BOYD PIERCE OF BURLESON, TEXAS A man of few words is most often a married one. Today a fellow has to be a miser to live within his income. When a giraffe eats his food it goes a long, long way. News may be distinguished from gossip by whether or not you hear it or tell it. Appearances are deceiving A nickel looks just like it did when it bought a cup of coffee. One clever husband describes his golf socks as "the ones with the 18 holes." Years ago the only frozen food served was homemade ice cream and income taxes were paid only by the wealthy. Every family should have three children. If one turns out to be a genius, the other two can support him. There are two classes of people who complain about paying pay-ing high income taxes: Men and women. It's necessary today to pull a few wires if your children are to get an education. For instance, in-stance, the telephone and television tele-vision wires- There is a sign posted on the outskirts of a small town that reads as follows: "Please drive slowly, the local squirrels can't tell one nut from another."