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Show ENGLISH JOKES FROM RIVAL. Grocer: "What are you grumbling about? D'ye want the earth?" Customer: Cus-tomer: "No. not in the sugar." "Miss Makeup wears her hair just the same as she did ten years ago." Yes, Tom, but not the same hair. "Is it tru? that sailors, after becoming becom-ing quite old, always stop swearing?" Old Salt: "My friend, you'll have to ask some one older than I." Grocer: "Well, little one, what can I do for you?" Jenny: "Please, sir, mamma says will you change a sovereign sover-eign for her, an' she'll give you the sovereign tomorrow?" ' Have you broken off your engag?-mcnt, engag?-mcnt, old man? What's the matter?" "Well. I was hard up, you see, so I quarreled and had all my presents returned, re-turned, and was able to realize upon them. Couldn't possibly have raised the money any other way." "Auntie, dear. Mr. Maler, the artist, has asked me for my photo; he wants to make use of it for his next picture. Ought I to send it to him?" asked Alice, "-e vmi Mil do sn but be sure to inclose with it a photo of your mothr, or some elderly lady. It would be highly improper to send your photo by itself." exclaimed her aunt. |
