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Show A WORSE AILMENT Auntie Tommy, won't you have another piece of this shortcake? Tommy No, I thank you. Auntie You seem to be suffering from loss of appetite. Tommy It ain't loss of appetite. What I'm suffering from is politeness. Round Them Out Lady of the House Yes, I have an old pair of my husband's trousers, but I'm afraid they're too large round the waist for you. Tramp Well, couldn't you gimme a dinner that would make 'em fit? London Opinion. Convention Mrs. Pester When Mr. Goodthlng went away 200 of his neighbors went to the train with him to see him off. Mr. Pester I didn't know he had that many creditors. Brooklyn Eagle. Location Lady Oh, fireman, save my Botticelli Bot-ticelli 1 Fireman Yes, lady which Is his bedroom? |