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Show Let'$ go to the movies j Cinematic j I Sentiments , ij ; j By Dr. Allen Hasson tlAmrL till LET S GO TO THE MOVIES! i Cinematic Sentiments Dr. Allen Hasson . "PRIVATE SCHOOL" () WW-1 Ch-1 KM Sk-l - Blatant Porno, Tasteless Sipoff Departing from our usual practice ! 11 giving at least a brief description of i ch film, suffice it to say that ' private School" sinks to new lows, as blatant pornography, and as tolly inept awkwardness of all con-ned con-ned with the production. Strong R for profanity, vulgarity, 11111 nudity, and sex. "MAUSOLEUM') WW-1 Ch-1 OC-1 1 1 - Blatant Satanism, Tasteless '! we. "Mausoleum", shown earlier this i m some cities now rears its sumy j ad as a fill-in for the end-of-summer I Just your typical woman- PMsessed-destroys -everyone-in-her- ) sexploitation flick, its production lls are exceptionally and surpris ingly poor. Even horror fans will hate this one. Strong R for nudity, sex, graphic violence, exploding bodily parts. "NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION" VACA-TION" () WW-2 Ch-1 OC-2 Sk-3 "Vacation" may be vulgar and tasteless at times, but is Chevy Chase's and national Lampoon's best so far. This time Chevy plays Clark Griswold, eternal optimist, efficient vacation planner, and a jerk who cannot can-not ever admit he's wrong. Everything goes wrong during the family's trip from Chicago to California's Califor-nia's "Walley World", and many will enjoy seeing themselves exaggerated just a bit in this good-natured satire for open-mind adults. Rated R for strong profanity, nudity and sexual references. "KRULL" () WW-2 Ch-2 OC-3 Sk-3 "Krull" is a big, beautiful clinker of a film. It has more beauty and feeling than other S&S (sword & sorcery) films, but without story and characterization, we still have a long way to go. Ken Marshall (TV's "Marco "Mar-co Polo" (is Price Colwyn, and Lyssette Anthony is Princess Lissa, his new bride. With the help of an army of renegades, a magic boomerang, a guru and a cyclops, Colwyn pursues the Beast who would destroy the newly-united kingdom. Magic tricks, gorgeous mountain scenery, and special effects, do not a story make. PG for monsters, violence and impalings. |