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Show I Uncle Walt 4 Post PbbW tOVEB AND HUSBAND. ' The youth before the maiden bows: her lire he'd like to cherish: he springs a catalogue of vows for her he'd gladly perish. Most lovers deal tn vow and sigh, and sll klnde of emotion, and tell how cheerfully they'd die to shew their deeo devotion. Ah. love, my fellow men. has wings and eoara to stellar glories: end maidens, sweet, romaatlc things, be-lleve be-lleve air sorts of stories. They ongnt to put the lid on vows, and Interrupt the elshlns. and eoftly say: "Nlxeum-smuee! "Nlxeum-smuee! Whst Is the use of dying? Tou say you love me fifty wavs. and I admire ad-mire you, fslrlsh, but would It glsdden up mv davs If vou should go and perish? Oct down to large brass tacks, dear soul, for vows are cheap and spindling: will you - supply the house with coal. and pack In sll the kindling? Will you on wash dsv not repine, or breathe of frre and elsughter. but help to hang things on the line, and lug In tube of water? And when the butcher knife la blunt will you be prompt to sharp It? And will you do a sweeping stunt, and beat the parlor par-lor carpet? And will you net the table, desr. while I the meat am frying? Now. make your attitude quite dear, and can this tslk of dying!" Copyright. 1911. by Owf MmtQww A1wTl. i. |