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Show tEIje eartttortum i?y Kathleen Kaye , 4 Queries submitted to this department should be iMnuM to Miss Kathleen Kays, Hesrtitenwm Department, tall Lake Tela, gram, wait La ha City, Utah. Queries ar limited to two questions each, and muil to written M Ink and on on side of the paper only, with fuH Mini and address of writer appended; alee name or Initials to be uNd for idontification in column. Ail noma anal aeereeees to bo hold In strictest confldanca. Queries, tn nature of which ersverrt publication, will be an worad pnvaieiy. For apociai eenflee or private Interview, phono Wasatch 70, between 11 and 11 o'clock. you title, author and all. Glad you did not require Immedials service. Thank you: JEST 'FORK CHRISTMAS. By Eugene field. Father rails ma William, slater calls mo Will. Mother calls ma Willie, but the fellers call Bis Bill. Mighty glad I ain't a girl rather bo a boy Without them sashes, curls and thlnga, that's worn by Kauntlsroy. Love to chawnk green apples an' go awlmmln' In the lake-Hate lake-Hate to take the castor oil they give fr belly acho! Most all the time (he hull year roun' there ain't no files on me. But Jest fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin be! i Got a ysller dog nsmed Hpott sic "im I nn irKTTat. first thing she knows, ah don't know where she's at! Got a clipper sled, and when us boys goes out to slide, 'Long comes the grocery cart, an1 we atl book a rtde, But sometimes when the grocery man's worried like and cross He reaches at me with hia whip, and larrups up his boss An' then I laff an' holler, "Oh. you never teched me!' But jest fore Christmas, I'm as good as I kin be! Gran'ma says she hopes that when t get to be a man I'll he a missionary Ilka her oldea" brothe Dan, As wus et up by the cannib'la that lives Desr Miss Kaye: I am subject ts headaches. What is the best thing te do for thorn? I have tsksn so many aspirins that they den't help any more. I Thanks, I BLONDE, Prevs. I Aspirin NEVER IU help your j hesdaches It only deadened your j sensibilities so you did -not know j whether you had It or not and It 1 raged on, just the same I The only way to deal with head- ? ache Is to remove the cause, snd then the effect I the headache) will automatically auto-matically disappear. ' If there Is a physical defect something some-thing gone wrong in the system which would produce this condition, then you should hsve your physical care-righted. care-righted. If there ts no such disorder,! then there Is no reason for having headache, and with the proper regulation regula-tion of your diet, the right amount of water, fresh air, sleep and eserclse, you can eliminate It yourself. So set ahndt it and IiONT take any mors aspirin! Dear Miss Kayai I hsvo been reading your answers In The Telegram every night and would like to join you. If it isn't too much bother,. I would lis to ask you two Questions. 1. There are two brothers here that I admire very much. Hew can I win their friendship f 2. Is it a proper thing for girls to go homo with boys they do not know? Thanking you in advance, I remain, re-main, PIGGY, Prove. No bother at all, Peggy. 1. t By having the boys presented to you In tho proper manner by a mu-' tual friend, and then Indicating your willingness to bo friendly In a sweet, womanly way. 2. I do not know just what you mean by this question, hut I'm sure tho answer Is "no." So there you are. It Is not proper to go anywhere "with In Ceylon's Isle, Where every prospeck pleases an only man Is vile. But Gran'ma aha haa never been to sea a wild west show Or read tho life of Panlel Boone, or else I guess the'd know Tho Buffalo Bill an' cowboys Is good enough fer me 'Cept just fore Christmas, when Fm good aa I kin be. Then nl' Sport he hangs sroun' so solemnllko an' still Hia eyes they seem a ssyln' "What's ths matter, little Rill?" Tho cat she sneaks down off her perch awonderin whut's become Vr them two enemies of her"n that used ter make things hum. But I am so perllte, an' stick ao earnest earn-est I Ike to bis. That mother sea to father: "How Improved Im-proved our Willie Is!" But father, havln' been a boy hlsself, auspfclons me, When jest 'fore Christina I'm as good as I kin be. For Christmas, with Its lota an' lota uv candles, cake an' toys, Wus made, they say, fer proper kids, an' not fer naughty boys! 80 wssh yer fare, and bruss yer hair, an' mind yer ' and Us An' don't bust out yer pantaloona, an' don't wear out yer shoes; Say yessum to the ladVs and yeaair to tho men. An' when they's compsny, don't pass yer plate fer pie aarain; But, thlnkln' uv the things you'd Ilk to see upon that tree. Jest fore Christmas, be as good aa you kin be) I You ara very welcome. Dear Miss Kayet I enjoy you very much. Will, you plow so plve me the address ! of Jeane Paige, Mary Miles Mmter, Bessie Love and Mabel NormandT Hoping I will not cause you any trouble, I remain, I POLLY, Salt Lake. Toti have what you hoped for you , are no trouble) at all. I Jeane Paige, Vitagraph studio. Hol-j Hol-j TfTwood. Cm.) Mary Miles M inter. K4 1 ! Kremont place, Ixa Angeles, Cel.; 5 Heaaie Love, Hollywood apartments, Hollywood, Cat.; Mabel Normand, j Goldwyn studio. Culver City, CaU Dear Miss Kaye: Each day I road and enjoy your many helpful answer. Now I wish to ask your aaaistanoo. I have an Atlas heater, and I find tha door ia misetng. Could you aleaea tell ma who earr tea this heater, and if I eoutd buy an antra deerf Thanking you in advanoa for your kind noes, MR. A. C. H.. Salt Laks. Tn a canvass of the ahopa, T do not locate tho Atlas heater. I would suggest sug-gest that you call a professional 'stove man" from a furniture or hardware store, and let him aee If a door poenibly of another make could not be fitted to your stove. Or. possibly some reader may be die-carding die-carding auch a stove, and a door could b rotten In thai way. I shall prastirva your address .In casa of such a happy surprise. Toil ara very welcome. D.sr Miss Kaysi Whan tha Christmss rush i, ovar, will y.u try to gat for ma tha posm that starta lika this: "It was Saturday night. Tha busy world all its car., was putting away. And I sat standing tha children's clothe T be worn en the Sabbath day." I think the name of it ie The Cotter'e Saturday Night." Alee, Miss Kays, plssse 1st me heve "Jest For Christmss," if you can. Any tine will do. Thank you. A FRIEND, Salt Lake. rm oomlns; now to give you "Jest For Christmas," and will let you hava the other one perhaps a little later. It Is not the "Cotter's Saturday Nlsht," that I know the one by Robert |