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Show NewsOddities WrKAftTON. pft.fieorge Knltta, weight loo, out for a hot time today, set on a cook stove fop sale and smashed It. The Judge, after "roasting "roast-ing him. sent him to tha "cooler" to stt on his cot for the rest of tha day. I)KS MOIXKS, la In an effort to clean up the group of leup yerur brides the local marriage lleenaa bureau offered of-fered regular fl licenses for 89 cents. DKN'VKR Kred Amkk, druggist, called out two fire companies and the police when he saw the body of a woman wo-man In the Platte river. After two police sergeants swsm the Icy ur-i ur-i rent, the body turned out to be a la Hot" a dummy. DARLINGTON, Wis One man snd two doss are the occupants of tho county J II here. Refusal of farmer to pay the do tax resulted In confia-catlon confia-catlon of pups, which were awaiting their fate. CHirAfiO. When prohibition officers offi-cers searched one cabaret celebrstof New Year's eve, the victim produced a vponn slons with his bottle and pointed to the doctor's orders' on the bottle: "tme. spoonful sn hour." lie wa. not moVated. |