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Show and W I'ntftrgraduatra at Harvnrd arc to bo rwiulrrd to rrad Iha imlr. Thry will be aurprlard, when they dip Intu It. to find moat of tlw'r favorite quo-tktluna quo-tktluna there. Tho beat thing a dentltt aver aaya la, "Thafa all:" EXPERTOPINION. Thrr ar trlcka In all tradra, but nno of th jiromlnent blarkmallrra la- I il tlirr"' or nior trlcka In torn ' trndra thun In othtn. 8vrl of NfW York'a trading l.tnj rtltn hava bn-n BOlnK bankrupt latly. InrtlratlnK tluil a Utile group of brut liuHliamlH auiurwhrri- In tho city hav J put Ihrlr f''t down hard. T Onrr upon a tlm thr Vaa a gruff old frllow with th gout who nevoT aald a word when folka etumbltd over lila bail fuut. OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW. "Ar all flowr. popularr" aaked tha trachr. "Nn. nia'ain," rrpllrd on of the bright little Kirla. ' "Wallfliiwu-M, ma'am." Norm aaya: The only way a man ran find out Just what a woman thlnka of him la tn make her angry. MISLEADING. "Pld you buy your furniture at that Inatalmrnt hnuae I told you about?" "No. tndrcd! I went out there and looked at th algn In tha window and came right away." "Why. what waa wrong?" "You know very well prirta hav been dropping Ilk th mlaohlef lately, and hta advrtlaemnt aald. 'Nothing down.' " A liarhelor ha hla trouble. Every time he meeta a fumlly Into which he would Ilk to murry he dlacovtra there' no' daughter. LIFE'S JUST ONE DARNED THING AFTER ANOTHER ALL THE TIME. On her way home from church Sunday Sun-day morning Mrs. T. B. Bprenger as- jsfrv raped from what might have bean a Herinua arrldent. Mrs. Bprenger was j opening the gate and one of the horses Jf In the flld came running out. To avoid being run over by the horse, Mrn. Sprenger Jumped Into a ditch iiar by and got her feet wet 8h la now uffririg from a severe cold- -, Shedd (Cal.) News. I EXPERIENCED. A young Boston artist, looking for a model, found on the Common Just the specimen of genius hobo she. re quired. Jn -making arrangement with him she said: I "You know, posing la not partleii ! larly easy to one not accustomed ta it. How long can you stay In one position po-sition without moving?" "Till the cops get busy, miss." waa the tramp's reply. Boston Transcript. THE MAIN THING. "My poor man, said tho sympa-theiU sympa-theiU prison visitor, "do let mo send you some cake." "Thank you, mum. That would nit me fine." "What kind would you preferf "Any kind, mum," said tho prisoner, ! lowering his voice to a whisper, "Just ;so It's got a file In It." Birmingham Age-Herald. History Lecturer -an any of you tell jne what make, the Tower of Plea. lean? Kat Ida- ! don't know, or I would take some mytelf. Hyatander. "Xurse, when I aald my prayera. didn't you hear ma aak Cod to make mo a good girl?" 4 "Yes. dear." A "Well, ho haan't done It." Snark'. Annual. A RAIN BEAUX. A foolish flapper who weara goloshes go-loshes and rarriea an umbrella on a sunny day la a peaatmlat. "Topica of the Day" Kllma. NOT PLAYING FAIR. The Other Twin (at prayera) Mamma! Will you make leddle atop? He aaka God to bleas me, then he aaya thlnga under hla breath. Life. When Ram came home he found a .. strange darky with his arm around i Mandy'a waist. "Mandy, tell dat nlg-, nlg-, ger to take hla arm from aroun' your .waist." he Inulgnantly ordered. "Tell ! him yo'self; he's a perfect atrangey to 'me." said Mandy. Kxchan-e. i ! Wife- oh, doctor. John la wander- Ing in hia mind. I Doctor Never mind, he wont go far. Exchange. THE EXPERT ACCOUNTANT. I The Hrlde I'm In an awful mea. here, mother. I .Imply can't get my expense account to balance. Mother It'a quite simple, my dear. Deduct the Itema you can remember from the amount you had to begin with and call the difference aundrtea. Life. Wed Stone, the comedian and Eu-gone Eu-gone Wood, the author, were talking on Ilroadway. when a woman in a very ahort skirt panaed. Wood turned . to Stone. Stone turned to Wood, and they both turned to rubber. Kxchango. CUTTING "YounR man, cn you tell me which V barber it waa tlmt cut my hair tha 1 last time?'' Bftrlwr I'm aorry. air, but I've only worked hero four month. . i' . . ' |
