Salt Lake Telegram | 1934-07-17 | Page 4 | Walter Winchell on Broadway

Walter Winchell ON ON BROADWAY BROADWAY- A. A R. R Johnson of New York observed our recent comment that in most West Coast delicatessens they do not peddle Of course not he chu chuckles kles Hollywood has a monopoly on it iU merciless Fact Jules Levine reports that a friend once asked Charles Lamb if he knew a certain person he had ridiculed in print Know him sighed Lamb o of course I dont don't know him I never could hate an anyone one I knew In Fewer Words fords Eddie Cantor read the following in one of the magazines and submits it as the best definition of friend ye yet It is from the pen of Margery Milton wit to-wit J. J is is ismy my friend How How How-do do I know Yesterday I asked J will you do something for me and he answered Sure Not What J. J I S S By Way ay of Report For the first time tim in racing history it appears the ancient cry of the bookmakers that they are arc losing money 15 is true It figures this way There are approximately bookies The nut for each every day is about This makes a grand total of per da day for all of them or per week Any chump can tell you that that makes a month for their operating expenses and in five months of ra racing ing every year around New NewYork NewYork NewYork York the gamblers will have to win three million dollars to just break even Those of you who have lost coin on the nag called caned Ok Okay y Winchell can laugh out loud a 0 ties By Olin Miller So many arrive on others' others backs L Life e begins tomorrow whether tomorrow whether youre you're 40 15 or 59 A newspaper writer should avoid reference to anything he doesn't understand understand as asserts asserts asserts as- as an author who doesn't understand newspaper writers But how can you avoid ending a sentence sentence sentence sen sen- tence with with when theres there's no other word you youcan youcan youcan can end it with What is the man in the street thinking asks an editor Probably nothing which an editor can publish An editorial writer sa says s Nothing is impossible Say mister mister did did you ever try to pawn a bridge prize Why do women on being kissed close their eyes Go look in a mirror a a a aThe The Retort Proper In The Shining Hour when one of or the cast said to Raymond Massey I have always been ungrateful and rotten to you Massey replied Not rotten rotten just just young a a S Form Porm of Criticism Just a line linet writhe Jack Linx to offer my description of Br Broadway adway It is the place where you meet someone from back home that you didn't like and you and you like him S S S Buffalo newspapermen are employed by the city of Buffalo to write a history i of lof the city and while going through newspaper files ran across a good columnist nearly years ago The Irhe following following follow ollow- ing paragraph is from April 21 1835 It is titled Things I Hate and follows A woman riding a stage with seven bandboxes and a squalling infant infant infant-a a dull razor when I am in ina ina ina a hurry hurry hurry-a a long call when Im busy dinner busy dinner a half hour late late- the late the fumbling of a be beginner inner over piano keys keys advice advice from people I consider fools