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Show What's This? Halloween SAN ANTONIO, Tex., July 5 (L'p) Joe Dess, sunburned, mosquito-bitten and tired, came home from his holiday outing last night, groped for the light switch, tripped and fell flat on his face. When he got the lights on he discovered discov-ered someone had broken into his house and: Piled the contents of the efrigevator in the middle of the kitchen floor; Piled the dirty clothes in the refrigerator; Hung all pictures up-sidc down; Broken the legs off the dining din-ing table; Piled dishes and chairs in a heap; Stuffed a frankfurter into the barrel of Dess' shotgun; Stretched a cord across the doorway That's what Dess tripped over. When Dess finally got the. house in order he climbed in-to in-to bed. The bed collapsed. |