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Show Came to Listen. A rather choleric golfer went out to play for the second time on a certain course. Evidently his fame had preceded pre-ceded him. for at the drive off he found an interested audience of local young- "What's this?" demanded the choleric one. "What do you want?" i "Nothin,' " was the noncommittal re- 1 joinder of the leader of the bunch. "Then clear off, every one of yon!" exclaimed the player. "There Isn't anything any-thing here for you to watch!" "We didn't come to watch," . returned the youngster, without attempting to move" on. "We came to listen." Yonkers Statesman. |