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Show FOOLISH QUESTION i CARDS FOR SOME ! FAMOUS PUGS JACK SICE LLY. the former boxer, now a writer on the Yonkers Herald, Her-ald, New YorK, "recently wrote about the pests who infest the training: camps of f i elite rs and bother them with foolish questions, and suggested thri t evry successful boxer should carry around cards to hand out when tuese fellows start popping the "bull." Skelly would have the following printed answers on cards: My real name is John Smith. 1 was Lorn in IcoviUe twenty-five years ao. My parents are both miliionaJres and intended me for a cler-yman, but I love to tontp, and ran away from home in order to follow ray chosen profession. I'm married to the moat charming wi'man in the world and we have half a dozen .rand kids who can play the piano, jew's-harp and Uie bass drum deiighttully. 1 have fought and won 5nu battles in the ring, knocking out 4"0 victims cold. never swear, steal, gamble, drink liquor, smoke, .stay out of bed after 9 p." in. and live the life of a saint. I eat ten big meals a dav and run th fin off in a five-mile fast drive after each meal. A uy further information will be furnished fur-nished by my manager on the receipt of for postage, paper, etc. So beat it before I hand you something decisive. |