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Show Ill Ono of the curious anomalies of tho j , fimo is to see a defender of polygamy j making; an outcry for "the purity of ! 'the home.'" ft j Alton, B. Parker Tvill handle the New York Assembly's case on impeachment of Governor Sulzer. And 3-et he is jio ' . Tammany man. I U .ludRiug- by reports, the best thing that Premier Asqnith can do is to aur- ! round himsolf with a boib'-guard o I iightinc women. l ' The great liner imporator is in hard n luck to have such a destructive fire; i, but all concerned may congratulato ' themselves that the fire did not occur at tsca. The suggestion is made that Thaw lied from Mattcawan because his wife has returned to the stage. Aloro likely it was because he wanted to see his wife's baby. A Baltimore man boasts that he h.isn 't had more than ono bath in twenty-seven years. What in the t world did he consent to break a record like that with one bath for? ITt is excellent news that track- laying hns begun on the Denver and " Salt Lake railroad west of Steamboat Springs, and that work on the road is to be continuous until its completion. Secretary Lane is credited with .the intention of "setting the Indian free," that is, letting him shift for himself without government guardianship. guardian-ship. Jf lie does this the Indian won't last long. The claim thai tho nature of a baby's wants can be known .from the way it cries is clear enough; but when it cries in sheer temper, what it really real-ly wants is a gentle dose of tho corrects correc-ts c slipper. Cashier Boyer of the Continental 'National 'Na-tional Bank in this city gives subslan-t subslan-t riallj' the same objections to the Democratic Dem-ocratic currency bill that The Tribune has urged all along; and he utters the consensus- of opinion of the hundreds of bankers in their convention at Chicago. Chi-cago. It is annouueed that the United States will exhibit oflicially at tho Panama Canal Exposition in San Fran--isco. Well, we should hope so. After inviting all tho nations of the earth to make exhibits, it would bo a shabby piece of f.hirking jf this Nation should fail to exhibit there. Now Orleans may be right in hor claim thai, if the Panama Canal ISxpo-s.tion ISxpo-s.tion had been awarded, to her, the European nation.', would not have re-fused re-fused to make official exhibits. But the placing of the exposition at San "Fran-, tvsco was r. better test of their feel-iug feel-iug toward the United States. Some - American newspapers are Hj rlaiming that "France is denouncing f the bad taste of the rich Americans." It i certain that Franco isn't doing anything of tho kind in the hearing of those rich Americans; and it's a prett' cure thin? that France will make no such denunciation as long as trade holds good. The Rochcslcr (N. V.) Democrat and rhronicle shows how eugenics, like "simplified spelliug," has a hard road to travel. "The first eugenic husband ' in Massachusetts has committed sui-ride. sui-ride. A Chicago girl jilted on eugenic grounds, hns brought an action for $2.1,000 damages. Eugenics would al- . most seem to be entitled to a Carnegie N endowment. " The Cleveland Plain Dealer, rlis--I'ssing the Democratic pledges regard-ing regard-ing the Philippines, drops the remark i that President Wilson "could have no ' authority to pledge Congross to any v policy." It's singular that any ono R' '.' should ay that iu view of President "Wilson's complete dominance ( over ; TongrcsF, and the slavish subservience of that body to his commands. Caminctti'fi lament on the hopeless outlook for himself in pathetic. Tie ' tnubt co where the name of. Caminctti is unknown, he says, if ho is to find a future. But if ho should go out of the United States and establish a rc?i-dence rc?i-dence and citizenship in any foreign Hl laud, it would be the duty of his father as Immigration Commissioner, to pre-vent pre-vent his return under our immigration law6. Would ho? If yep, at what fatherly grief! If no, on what basis would he deny acccsn to other aliens who seek admission and uro confronted con-fronted with I ho same bar of tho law? |