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Show "Fingy" Connors of New York is charged with having accepted two millions mil-lions in stocks from a telephone con-corn con-corn in return for use of his political influence in bohalf of tho company. It is a number of years sinco "Fingy" began to think in millions, and to bring his acts to conform to his thoughts. Count Zeppelin is constructing an airship to carry three hundred passengers; pas-sengers; but if he is figuring upon ono humble paragrapher as ono of tho number num-ber of passengers, wc are of tho opinion opin-ion that at the last moment ho will find that lie has but two hundred and mnoty-nine. Streetcar conductors appear to bo favorite fa-vorite victims of tho holdups hereabouts. here-abouts. Well, ono of thoso holdups killed a .cpuplo of streetcar mon horo once, leaving two families husbandlcss and fatherless, but the holdup still continues to hvo and to enjoy life as best ho may under tho circumstances. . New Hampshiro is to havo an institution insti-tution where they will ndministor somo sort of treatment that will do awav with tho "blues." Doubtless tho f of-lows of-lows thoro, though, will find some means of continuing the game with tho whites, rods and yellows. |