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Show GROUNDLESS WEATHER REPORTS By PROF. HAZY FOG Sleighing and skating will be the attractions for ' the coming week, as the weather promises to be clear and cold, but, as promises arc quite- often j broken during January, rain checks will be Issued ! at the box office in. the event of snow, sleet or hail. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS M. J. T.:If you will consult Page 796348 of my almanac, you will find the correct date on which the cow jumped over the Moon was November 23d A. D. On this date also milk went up D. U. B. You are incorrect, Washington was not troubled with cold feet on the night of July 4th, 1492, when he crossed the Delaware. It was Corn-wallis Corn-wallis that had chilblains the following day. All queries should be addressed to Prof. Hazy Fog, co The Airittorial Department of this paper. |