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Show 1)1.1 -J'1 School-soul! l ,(( !; fji )' And the bov world is happy. Hi Mil- 'I' Ijj - front face aud look wise. hihil.,,pft1' Teddy's coming. Wr m - ' I'l'ir' I'M' Oo-oo! look what's here! Postal sav- )j '( ' rijj! iuRS banks. m : j t l(ia p An- man wlio wants to be fair to his Pi 't fellows will not object to walking to tlio Hj i',f -'ft! r . One thing about Apostlc-Scnalor H jj i J 'p Smoot 'is that.. ho is versatile in the f'jV : ! fool line. i P il Hi J (it '3 Elder ,loc Nelson will admit that in j Ht flfl1 addition to Saltair he has other trou- ( '!;!-) blcs on his hands. '''lip j f r'qlitioal events nowadays arc not 'j , :'t j calculated to add to the political com- ' j $ i fort on the Potomac. j ij And even if the morning church M. 'j ' organ did gel into the office of the f'i 'I' 'uua ccnsus supervisor, if. got In bad. H: "p'il Hl 71 j Tcrhaps, though, Elder-Councilman HT ' 't '.yl 3remic l-'ornstroin rather likes thp job H ; J '5 i!i S f .plH.ving clowu for the public amuse- Hi' iii'i!t mcul' - H , j Nat Gbodwiiij the celebrated comed- H'( , ! i:! I lflD' ,s credited with having the kissing Hj'i , 1 .ij 1 mania. These press agents are wonder- Hl ' rttf) fully inventive. n j m "''fiJ A Cleveland chauffeur .went through I J au open drawbridge to his death, but h even at that he hit a. workman and H 1 !M:t broke both his legs. 1 S ftU President Taffc is reported to have Hj il I "j delil)erateb' snubbed Cougrcssnian jran- Hj J ;;'( vis Burton Harrison; and yet Mr. Tal't Hl; " t ' i is physically a big man. JE'lj jH Looks as if we may have a water ,( ' i;; i' meter system here; but that won 't make ; V niuch difference to the fellow wh0 be- S ;':: Jievcs iu sticking to beer. J ; But if we fail to hear from Teddy Hi f "M while ho is on the ocean it will be be- V in cause the vessel on which ho embarked ''f' "fl is ;not wtrelcssly equipped. i !fl They say that it was in a very quiet ' ,,5. way that Colonel Koosevclt slipped out '"" . W III f Lo,!'lon- 'J1oro is a story about a Hj jt ' off rocket that came down a stick. 'J' Besides, New Polygamist Goorge 11: h M Brimhall was appropriately given great MhiJ prominence iu conducting j)rocecdings ,1 Jl'l at the L. D. university exercises. ' , KM "Demand for fiction heavy in Salt iM ' PPja jake," says a local news heading. Must hJ ' ! ! 1)0 th t,amo al! ovcr thc fi5latc too, or ', llll our bogiirt prophets would be specch- N I'll Usually Elder Joseph E. Taylor, who $ iihl is (,iat5n"'sllcd for having offered re- ;l h wards that he refuses to pay when tj p earned, is very talkative; but not right M lon' ,5ni 'effries appears to prefer A 'w,M fishing to training for Ills coming 'KlM trouble with Jauk .lohason.' There are ;M .ynJI 80me who think, too. that ho may want 1 ; f o play hooky on thc fourth of July, tt llll "'We approve of thc present tariff i'Sfii jaw as n reaI progressive measure," i'lS ays .a resolution adopted by Wisconsin If til! Eepubiicans. Somotiincs; apparentl)', It rII ev.on T)0t"'caI parties don't euro what L 1 1 It is said that the safe -and sane ft j Hi UK Fourth committee wants the city to up- , j H II proprinto two thousands dollars to help Jj $. celebrate thc National holiday accord- ing to tlio new idoa. And what a lot of fircenickors that would buy, too! |