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Show Ii" ll t M ill ''. ' Everybody join in tho boostfest! I ' ' W 1 .ft l Don't be stupid; walk to tho right. I" J' liJ li I V" Then there is that two hundred thou-in thou-in Tiineteen-tcji. 11" m ' Having heard his own speech in tho L i f l ) ) h HvJ phonograph, !Mr. Uryan knows durned pMi r jjlj well that ho is right. ti ' ! ; a f''I reckon that Senator Foraker is t m ' ' S 1 about to mako a noise like an unnegli- i ' i !' Ik siblo political quantity. I i ' i J I Apparcntl' the Republicans of Idaho ,f '( & m have a preference for other than the - n f 1 i'' I" ?'Kl iF 'French stylo of Congressman. S C' I f 'f i ' Apostle Sraoot's declaration for Mr. If y. ;F I j;p" 1 Taft may be all very well for Smoot, ' 5 j' iT 1,111 ifc certainly is on Taft- Ul m ' ; 3a( correspondent asks if September is mt', I . 1 It? ' i10 first month in the year in which r. 'J M ' fresh oysters may be eaten. It "r," B I -j : ftf ' fince April. 5J "II With reference to these phonographic j ! "; ' '. . campaign speeches, none of the candi- v ; 1 i t dates appears to be desirous of "broak- If j ''ft 'ing the record." '',! il Ji!, Politiciaua take great delight in Ht 7 ' - 'l i smashing slates. What the sniull school- K .':'''! i ' ' wants to know is wh.yilie can't i : 'I ' j' ' have the same privilege. f ' fl,i " f . 1 Why not extend the Dcs Moines plan i v .of government to the Mormon church? I' Perish the thought! How, then, would 1 i tho hicrarchs be able to "draw what n- 1 they nced? '. I A man who created a, commotion on , j ' ihe London stock exchange was arrested as a maniac, although no one was hurt ; ; r.s a result of his outbreak- That j comes of being a "harmless lunatic" ; j on 'change. . j An Omaha pln-sician has been mys- It , . teiiously shot and killed. ITas a fa- I ! natical surviving relative of some unfor- Pl' .' tunato patient taken rccourso to tho j j ' old Mosaic law of "An eye for an eye, 15 ! and a tooth for a tooth"? ' professional fat l'r3'er," is what . ; Collier's calls Candidate James School- craft Sherman. That is unkind, of V ( course; but Mr. Sherman may be able ' . I" procure a rejoinder from tho Maker j ;' of Stout Phrases at Oyster Bay, 1 TJuildiiig permits for August again - reached the record notch in Salt Lake, rj This Zipping Zion of ours is tho best I!-j KtHc old burg on top o' the footstool; 1 I and we want everybody on earth to J'- I bland from under and watch us provo it. to Since tho experience of Senator Wm iv. ' Siftherland on his pleasure trip, tho , 4 Honorable Fussy Jimmio has concluded & ;f ; that it wore bctier ,to gumshoe it on itifl i i?" " sm00tn asphnltum of the citv than 3 vV ! On his own "good roads" of tho rural 'ill districts. I" ( National Democratic Chairman Mack I; ij k ; kivs that the local election results in ' rinont; which went Republican, arc- (uit'o satisfactory lo him. Doubtless tho Republican mauagers will bo pleased lo cnlargo Mr. Mnck's gratification gratifi-cation hy extending its causo to tho whole Nation. |
