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Show n'j V Vou uovor saw .'i pnnicky booster. H( , Wnlkincr lo the left yoeth before ? t L " fall. B i 5 Nnlurnlly the baseball pln'cr must B ho somewhat batty. H j t -"Why- iay so nnirh for a hat? Well. H principally because! Hiili ' However, fallier can get 'even by y "i ordering a fif ty-ilolhlH- Panama. iii' . . Hj fift Littlo chaps dyed tiro cjres for Eas-' H; L, ior, and Ikivo niticc almost died them- B i ; , f selves. ;j t Apostlo .Stnoot is not too'nld i'o yet j'i ' io learn that achieving notoriety is not y' ', making a name. Turkey came to time after the order ' t to the Kalian navy to put the helm J , down hard to Porto. r 1 ' lj'm'lc 'oo Cannon is said to. be scv- oral time? a ' millionaire. Hut not' as k a' result of tariff revision. Hl i ,1 ". To prove tliat our navy is capable ' of accomplishing jnieht3" things, San 3. f IXicpo is again on the man. j . On the other liand, t ,inan who dc- f'l clarcs that he hates cats may often L J he found dallying around the kitt-. r It Senator I3orah cfills Orchard an "in- r human' devil." This, 6 ' course, now f 4 ; flint his tcstimonv is no longer nso- 11' ; f"J. Q. l' r. 'IC "I'Hority views it. the Xa- . j . tional Uouso of Keprescutativcs is ' j; . much like the Mormon church, in that ft. it Is all I! I i '.Apiiarently," remarks the Newark Kvcning News, "tliis is not wlmt you fl j ivotiM regard as a Bryan week." Ns; -.-n Bryan weaker. (7 Speaking of the conduct of New , : -.York Democrats, toward him. 21 r. Bry- 1 - ait realizes the difference between a 1 . salaam and a slam. HI - i r- Now 'York they hrive made it HI, 4 : manslaughter to kill a human being H' , while deer shooting. At that rale, it ':' 1 1 1 is suie-enough dear shooting. x HI ! .( Anyway, Mr. Tuft will say that, it 1 j 1 was inagnanimoiis in himself, to agree k ' . C to' lake the place ns an alternative . proposition- to imposition of a tliird 1 term. ' : i -a ' ' j t Without making an odorous compari-, compari-, son, it may be suid that there is a vast 'diM'ereneo between two of Hor- Kk ! jj iiUida's chief products onions and j 1'; lilies. H 'H ! - ;t& v.V It is moot (id -tiiat -in the big -Eis--I H'l k'ddftnl competitions next fall Apostle H ; . irebcr ,f. Grant will sing "J know H, ' ''!ll he forgotten in :i way I. can't' Hit foruct." ' ' You are convinced that postmasters j - are not paid enough for their services, Hf j .'-t'iutil you notice the pains they arc at Hij ! ' cjontinnnlly to keep a triple-lock cinch Hi i J (in their jobs.- r jjf: ' ... Citizens of California are moving to Hl ' I Tiavc the big fleet made a permanent H1 ir . ' ipstitutiou on the Pacific coast. Not ( lpng to wait .for n howl from the timid , I .'(lues on llio Atlantic seaboard. H l I I ' ' Never do." says the Atlanta Cou- - ' 4itulion. '' to nominate Chaucullor Day j f ;ipT President, for then he would spend I 1 I a'ft. rest'of his lifo in ON'iiIainingwlo-he H) ' ' ' JuTtf-t.-.get "th'o're." -Tlforc, " are. -.somo indi vidua If., though,' who would prefer pre-fer to have him keep busy doing that than saying the things ho now says. |