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Show FOR THE LADIES. Watered ribbons will bo fashionable this winter. The prc-hyEteric'period before tight laoiDg was invented. Neither death nor life is as sorioas as marriage. " Pere Hyaointhofl,"- a new sweetmeat sweet-meat for wuddiDgs id among the latest Parisian notions. A Rochester 'girl mado use of $20 given her by a Iovcr( to get married to another fellow. . , The wife of an English laborer, who is on the strike, offers to "swap" him for a sewing machine. A smart girl in Palmyra, New York, got rid of a tiresome fellow tho other day by promising to marry him when Greeley is elcoted. An Indianapolis girl advertises that she will receive sealed proposals for marriage. Sho claims to bo worth $200,000. . ..r f . , . In Paris all kinds of platos, trusses and curls arc to bo abandoned by ladies, and the hair is to be- worn in short, orisp curls all over the head. AMissoitriun who stole a kiss from a pretty girl was lined by a ma-istrato, horsewhipped by her brother and hurried hur-ried into the brain fever by hiB wife. In a Florida young ladies' seminary the thoughts of the inmates are taken from dress by putting the girls in uniform uni-form durk green for winter and pink for summer. - - Miss Lillian S. Edgerton, the " Pearl of tho Platform," is in greater demand from lecture committees than any other woman in tho Held,. except Mrs. .Scott-Siddons. .Scott-Siddons. A noico of Daniel Webster married for money some years ago. She is now keeping a lodging-house in Boston, while bor husbaad superintends a fish stand. ' Lexington, Ky., comes forward with a lady " distinguished as a poet, and having a reputation for boauty that is national," who killed 57 birds in leas than two hours. , 4 Love induced a beautiful and" accomplished ac-complished girl of Chicago to marry a blind man with a club foot. He was a poor man, while his wife has an income in-come of $1,500 a year. A Lowell girl olaims that eho won her husband by a stratagem. He fell in tho river, Bho grabbed him, and when ho came to the surface ho was very much excited, and proposed marriage. mar-riage. A Bangor lover writes to a local pa- home with the darling of his heart she answered his apostrophe to tho full moon by asking him what his income was. Theeditor of a Western raper writer: ' My wife and I have separated. Ac we both wanted to be boss, and she ; waB likely to beat me, 1 left her. She says she will ' nail' me yet, and I believe be-lieve her." Wo lately chronicled the wedding of a St, Louis belie to an Indian warrior, and now another lady of that city has married a " heathen Chinee" named Long-Hi. Of course Mrs. Hi turns up her dqsq at Mrs. Lo, 0 ol wind, swoet wind, Moving off the nave jou brought from itieliiiijo the ki ake fiat to me ? Adeline's H little nmitl. fair ru xiimmer klri. With nil tht Jew and nil the blue of Ayr A in Lor cj-m. Hod br lips liko strawberries, cr cherriei cleft But oevor fruit from aaj root such heavenly 1 1 who lolo kisa from them not very long ago Cool tutu, inet win-!, ooho't I to .nowi |