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Show INKLINGS. L..tii.-i:u::i w ill liuvc a br-c oningc cr.,P. The ;i'i':c ci'up of Vermont i 3 faikiR'. Tniim1 i" -iv's arc tx-d m:ny ;ierc h the chi. kt n this T-ar. A l-;'.7-;vv in : Nov York State s:w-rnill iiiis rij'iK-d i.tit au vk coin dautl lo. Maine has uKmi twt.-iily-lt.inr de-Ferti-d saw mills, -and cW-ry one of them has a t;hot. Leav. tiw.jrth lakes its danee.s on the lair -Riiii'l, I nt the sirl.s don't all dancv lviviiM.ted. oadiiiL'. l'a., sk for rizhlin? in tlieniaiU'r of n-edau.i-y yoats, wliieh swarm within ii.s limits. A u'ivhI wav to find out if tWie is ol'iioxious in n wi-U is to lower your niutlu'r-in-law hy : rone. Yhere or whhh.rr shaH we pi to he safe when Cincinnati tra-krtlk's blow itj) and iiiash ;i whulu family. o man can uvt trushvl in Kansas City without nroufthat hi.s tliirt Isn't open hrhhid. , (Kxelas'ively for gentlemen.) gen-tlemen.) A man with nothing on except some straws in his half is reported to he wandering in the woods near Oak-ville, Oak-ville, I'm. . A Chicago man's JaL wonU were : "I wanted to live lon.u' tnough to put .1 head on Sam Uaker hut perhaps I'll come across him in tho other world." There arc no colored gentlemen tit any of the hotels at Saratoga who claim the lirst tahlo advantages I awaixled to them l.y tho amendments to the constitution. Ttiitr,n nriirT dnsffihcc n. man so sensitive to changes of temperature that he could not ride, in a street ear in company wilh a wet -nurse without danger of catching cold. A Now Jersey hase-hall player is rcpoi led to have died of congestion of the brain, -which is manifestly impossible, impos-sible, forasmuch as if ho had any brains he wouldn't have played baseball. base-ball. A French physician has discovered that the peculiar odor of llussia leather leath-er has a very hencl'uial effect upon weak lungs, and he advises consumptive consump-tive patients to repose upon, pillows coveml with that material. , Three of the best trees on Boston Common havo been killed hy a villainous vil-lainous asphaltmn pavement which the authorities are putting down on the mall, and the others will not survive sur-vive long unless the stull'is removal. "Yx'ho pays'' seems to be the main conundrum of a New York life insurance in-surance company. When the $100,-000 $100,-000 bill for quarrelsome advertising is taken from this year's dividends, the polity holders will be able to guess "Who pays.'1 An advertiser who rejoices in the various occupations of doctor, lawyer, law-yer, justice of the peace and dry goods merchant, adds the following to his list of pursuits and qualities ; "N.B. Auctioneering of the loudest kind interwoven with ventriloquism," It is said that the administration made its recent removal of assistant "Old l'roh" in consequence of the great rainfall at the cast. It is generally gen-erally regarded as the most intelligent intelli-gent act of Washington authorities. They seldom base their conduct on too much water. A San Francisco milliner has invented in-vented a hat which -will probably sell well in cases where blushing is not so spontaneous as it might be, or used to be. When the wearer bows or lowers tnc head abruptly, a tiny pair of steel clamps compress the arteries on each side of tho temples, sending the blood ;it once to the checks. |