Show WIT AND RUMOR Cleveland Plain Dealer Say wot do you tink of Cox y now Whats he done Wets he done Why I followed dat fellow all de way from Ohio to Washington Washing-ton Dats right JI stuck by him troo tick an tin He knows my sentiments every time Wots he done Say hes I gone an started a new party wid a platform plat-form which means Work for everybody Hows dat for ingratitude to his best I frens eh Chicago Record Even when Harry I was wildly delirious I could get him to I take his medicine without a murmur How did you manage I put the medicine In a flask Odds and Ends All that ails you said the plainspoken man is laziness Go to the ant thou sluggard Consider her ways and be wise I I guess Ill have to sighed young Ardup Ive gone to my uncle so often theres nothing left that I can get a farthing far-thing on Indianapolis Jouiyial I hear said the zephyr that you have been raging II throughout the northwest Never mistake howled was a worse the blizzard I was quite cool I Philadelphia Bulletin Mrs ChubbyI I never saw the time Iwould change places with the men Have you Mrs Chubby Yes lots of times to get their seats in the street car And no thanks to the men either probably prob-ably Chicago News Tell me doctor said the father of the disabled football player play-er do you think it is concussion of the brain i brainNo replied the doctor there isnt I any danger of that Its merely a broken i skull I Chicago News Why do you dislike Mrs Redmond You used to be schoolmates school-mates I believe Did you ever have any trouble in those days Not but we never get together now I that she doesnt find some excuse to men i tion the fact that I being the older was I of course in a higher grade |