Show A GROWLER HUMBLED now n Chicago Conductor AVns Disciplined Dis-ciplined by n Pnsienser Chicago Chronicle He was a State street car conductor of most surly and disagreeable temper When a woman carrying altogether to large a bundle for ilr strength bearded the cur he grumbled a running five minutes gtghlt about the perversity of human hu-man nature in general and of the feminine femi-nine sex in particular A few moments before he had viciously kicked ait a newsboy who dared stand on the platform plat-form while sIng a newspaper At Adams street a portly military looking getntlaman and il5 wife got on the car That is the smallest I have said the military gentleman a he tendered I a 5 bill for fare i The conductor growled again and i cuctor gowled agi grumbled inaud bibly but finally dug I into his pocket for the change First he gave two silver do las then SO 1 cents ail in dimesand then the bal I in He seemed in ance quarters exceedingly ex-ceedingly great hurry a he handed the quarters to his passenger The ciiiier passengers noticed it too Now it so happened that in the change made a very bad quarter was given The military gentleman was on the point of callirig the surly conductor back when he discovered that the latter ter had handed him mine instead of eigfat quarters That decided him to hold Ms peace he wrisnt out in any event They had ridden quite a distance tance whoa the surly conductor came back again Didnt I give you too much change he queried frowningdy acd in a tone that plainly Insinuated Well youre corluctor a nice fellow to try and bent a poor The mftfitaryiooking gentleman looked up You did he rfd You gave me avery a-very b quarter u ilch you were very anxious to E oveo me but i I could nOt possibly use it Ill give it back to you Here it i gve This other pasfeyijgers nha had wJt nenned Tihe wholet P romance laughed outrigHc Bheir tantaUsLng sneers fol lowiing the surly conductor to the door which he cpenad and then slammed with a bang |