Show WIT AND IltDIOTl Chicago Record Do you think that druggist is really deranged Yes crazy as a bicycle rider He sold me a nickels worth of peppermint and didnt sUck his own label over the one already on the bottle New York Herald Monkey Why are Jl of you fellows so down in the mouth ElephantWel you see we were playing play-ing football The ostrich was full back and kicked our ball clean out of sight Roxbury Gazette Gazway Speaking of the world being round theres one thing that bothers me Jizney Whats that Gazway If Its true that its round how is it possible for i to come to an end r Cleveland Plain Dealer Waggleton Thats a fine looking girl you have just engaged Mrs Briggs Brissfs Shes as line as a fiddle Mrs Brlggs Well just bear in mind Air Brlggs that youve no ear for rSu lic ru |