Show WIT AND HUMOR Boston Transcript Mistress This steak Is done too much Mary Maid Not too much for me mum Mistress Bitt I hire you to cook for me not fgr yourself Maid Ye think ye do mum N Y Commercial Advertiser Forty seven new girl lawyers were turned loose on the city yesterday and each one of them Is ready to begin court proceedings and listen to intendingsuitors Odds and Ends Hungry Harry the tramp Me and you was born before our time maty Wandering Willie How do you make that out Hunzry Harry Ive been readin tho prDcrs an I SEe the experts agree that by the next century the wimln will be doin all the work in this world Chicago Record Clearly Defined What Is typical spring weather Any kind of weather we get when we are nqf looking for it Cleveland Plain Dealer Buckeye LoyaltyA man never makes any mistakes mis-takes by being born In Ohio How do you know Ive tried it Boston Transcript ConchaNow there is a cigar that I can conscientiously recommend Bouquet If It Is all the same to you Id rather have one you can conscientiously smoke Philadelphia North American There is this much to be said In favor of the wild men of the forest says the Lanni ganvllle Sage They always smoke a ptoe of peace never a cigarette I Detroit Free Press Well Matcned MotherYou should consent to let her marry him They have two hearts that beat as one FatherYes and two minds without a single thought I shall enter no objection at all Washington Star It was a great enterprise said the enthusiastic manager man-ager When we opened with that show we had two Uncle Toms two little Evas two Aunt Ophelias and two bloodhounds blood-hounds Yes replied Mr Stormington Barnes dreamily and ii Indianapolis Journal No said the old man as he limped into the office with ono hand on his back and his hat in the other no I aint deaconln at the chuch no mo Whey dey axes a man who ben servln de Lawd as many yeahs as I hab toe cyarry a cash reglstah wen ho takes up de collection It time for me too quit Cleveland Leader His Misfortunes Mulliiran OI came in to tell yez Mrs OFlynn about your DInnis Its a sad thing thats just happened to him so it Is Mrs OFlynn Oh worm worra and phat fs It Misther Mulligan Mulligan Mulli-gan Its a little oft he Is Mrs OFlynn A little off And has DInnis losht his molnd Mulligan No Mrs OFlynn its only wan arum what got ketched bechune th bumpers |