Show FOLLY AS IT FLIES I II I Father to young manSir I saw you Kiss my youngest daughter You must marry my oldesLFliesende Blatter Northern Visitor Any race riots in this section Old Inhabitant No but most of the nisgers die agettin religion Atlanta Constitution I caught a burglar in my room last night said the editor Indeed Yes but I only got G out of the poor fellow Atlanta Constitution A sign has been discovered in an old tailors shop in Pompeii reading Creases ironed in your togas while you wait Minneapolis Times Teacher in Episcopalian Sabbath FchoolCan any little boy tell me about Good Friday Eager ScholarHfe was the feller that done chores for Robinson Clusoelluth Mrs Young Mother was here last night Sho stayed till after 12 ilr Young bid sho say anything about my being out so late No She said she would wait till the saw you to talk about thatlndlan upolis JourraL Teacher Miss Fields you spell well and write nicely hut your capitalization is not in accordance with our modern methods Miss Fields Indeed What Is wrong with it Teacher You never capitalize H in money Detroit Free Press Magistrate You say ho hit you twice Then I suppose he tried to hit you again Prosecuting Witness Yes but it was only a trial I fetched him one under the jaw that sent him so far that I am surprised that he is at this trial Philadelphia inquirer in-quirer They do tell me said Farmer Corn tossel that some 0 these here millionaires million-aires put in an hour a day chOpin coupons cou-pons Dearie me exclaimed his wife That goes to show thet rich people is jest like other folks after all I wonder whut they air votln fur the most popular policeman or the boy thet gets the bicycle bicy-cle Washington Star I Hopkins What made Preacher Ahead oDate resign Perkins Well his congregation con-gregation are so slow they didnt like it because he took for a text Pikes Peak or Bust Louibv Jlle Courier Journal First Boy to boy up a telegraph pole Come down ere and Ill fight you Second Boy up the pole Shant First Boy Yer a coward and afraid to come down Second Sec-ond Boy Yes and yer know it or yer wouldnt have wanted to fight me Harlem Har-lem Life I |