Salt Lake Herald | 1895-03-09 | Page 4 | A Sprinkle of Spice

A TOIIfiaB OF SPICE Remember ladies said the Mans yunk philosopher Ita man is like an egg If you keep him in hot water he is hound to become hardened Philadelphia I Record Agricultural Agent gathering statls tlcsWhy is it farmer that you are sending less milk to town this year than lastFarmer Farmer Waters 2Uy pumps froze London Paper A corporal was drilling a squad of recruits re-cruits Impatient at the futile attempts to keep in line he cried out to them In an angry tone Eyes front Just step out of the ranks you set of duffers and come and see what you look lileLc Rappit Miss Madison SquareCan you explain how it is that where 100 men abscond not more than one woman can be found who is in the least dishonest Miss FremontCertainly The women have no extravagant wives Truth po they sell in liquor New York on Sunday asked a stranger In that city Do they sell It the haughty poUcc man repeated You didnt think they war so sinseless as to give It away did you 7 And he pursued his travels in a contemptuous silenceWashlngton Star Mamma said little Elsie as the family circle was discussing acquaintances acquaint-ances I know two men one Is a gen tleman and the other is papaAdams Freeman