| Show A Day to the Cause 1 Mrs De GaddI heard the awfnlest things about Mr De Good today They say he steals the church funds I Mr De G Nonsense II Oh Ive no doubt its true Mrs Veragood that horrid young widow yon know seems to be infatuated with him and I shouldnt wonder a bit if theyd pawn the communion service for a bridal outfit By the way Mrs Finesoul has not been out of the house for a week and people think her husband has been beating beat-ing her but that isnt a circumstance to the way they talk about Mrs Highmind I saw her on the street today and she said she felt sick but most likely shed been on an opium debauch She has her husbands collars and cuffs washed at a Chinese laundry and shes been seen togo to-go there for them herself Oh shes a terror Mrs Highups husband has been away for two weeks and Ive got my opinion about it too People say Mrs Tiptops hired girl left just two weeks ago the very day Mr See here Where did you hear all i I this I thisIve been out collecting money for I the heathen New York Weekly I |