Show TOLD ON THE QUIET An effort will be made to secure old times on the coast at the Midwinter fair by the reproduction of a 49 mining min-ing i camp The main street will be shown with its saloons gambling houses hurdygurdy r etc The usual man for breakfast will probably not be found however I I The associated Press correspondent has just discovered that there is a humorous hu-morous side to the CorbettMitcheli stuff A late discovery is better than groping forever In darkness It has been funny business all the way through i i The Weiser Signal says Washington I Washing-ton county has more slumbering resources i re-sources than any other county in Idaho Well wake em upl o A gieat gob of disappointment seems to be circulatingfreely among the Republican Re-publican members of the legislature That ideal Republican Hiram E Booth seems to be about the only one of his party unaffected S by i A slight difference of opinion The reason times are hard in cities is because too many people crowd in from the rural districts More people should till the soHChicago Tribune The reason farm products are so low is because there is an overproduction overproducton There are too many people engaged in farming Chicago Inter engged e e A startling headline in an Idaho paper covers an article on What We Owe An anxious public Is awaiting the sequel to the story which should be What We Pay I If you have a word to say say it L I Like a man afe If If you you have can a debt to pay pay i I you have a chance to seize seize it With your might If you have a hand to squeeze squeeze It Good and tight i Kansas City Journal I never see Goldby with your sister sis-ter any more No they meet very seldom now Have they quarreled No theyre marrledEx Of course this isnt true but is is just as funny a if i was Why shouted an excited attorney in Kansas Kan-sas you can poke your head out of the court room window and call for five beers and get them in two minutes min-utes And he thought he had made a great point against the administra tion for the nonenforcement of the prohibitory laws But the opposing counsel promptly opened his watch and poked his head out of the window calling loudly for five beers The watch ticked off two minutes and the malt mal beverage did not come The court ruled that the beer was on the lawyer who made the bluff and there was a recess of ten minutes DR FELL |