Show SUNDAY AY1NG Texas Slftingt I we search the Scriptures what do we find Thomas Thomas who has several sisters Autimn leaves Ram Horn It is hard for a man with a bad liver to believe that anybody in his neighborhood neighbor-hood has the right kind of religion Yonkers Statesman What does it profit 1 man to drink to drive away trouble He simply exchanges ex-changes one load for another Good Aeics Good MinisterDo you like to go to church my boy Good boyYes sir but Id like 1 better i they didnt sing such tired tunes BillviUe Banner Thb announcement is frequently fre-quently made that salvation is free We observe ob-serve however that they dont sing two hymns before they take up I collection Baltimore American No Inventive genius has utilized tho rainmaking capabilities of church picnics Yet in these capabilities the percent ape of failure is ridiculously small Brooklyn Life Doctor asked the seeker after knowledge of the clergymati why do people peo-ple get on their knees to pray In tend of standing stand-ing They want to save iher soles responded re-sponded the clever minister Tcdianapolis Journal WattsI dont like this reincarnation business a bt Potts Nol WattsNo Just fancy yourself occupying oc-cupying the body of I mulo and hauling stones for your own monument New York Herald Elder Berry Joblots proposes pro-poses t till the church by giving those who attend at-tend a policy covering any accident during the service Dr Thirdly How could one meet with an accident in church BIter BerryOne might fall off the seat whfle asleep New York Weekly Mrs SpinksI cant pay you I havent a cent But perhaps my husband hus-band will have sql ejnonej when he gets home I believe hes gone to a horse race Grocer < weeping Alas I madam you are mistaken I wasnt 1 horse race he went to It was a church fair |