Show SUNDAY SAYINGS The church glove should be severely plain The girl with a now hat likes a scat in tho middle aisle Misfit weather has 1 direct action on the collection col-lection basket Tho woman in the back row sees that old fashioned combs aro in vogue i Those who go to church to hear the music will not get into peaven on the same excuse Look at that girls hair in front I never heard such a voice before as that man behind has Usher Back scat Miss or front Mntineo girl thoughtlessly Parquet end seat please Job was probably tho most precocious child on record He cursed the day he was born Lifes Calendar The man who goes to sleep in church may bo called a napped subject for conversion Washington Star A vigilance committee in Montana is gunning for a church organist because he passed oft u false noto Binyhmpton Republican I docs not necessarily follow because a clergyman is affected that his hearers will be affected by his sermons lioslon Tianscripl It Is no trouble to increase tho membership of a church that opens tho door wide enough to let 1 man get in without having to quit his meanness Kants Horn When the minister sees his congregation scratching their backs on the edges of the rows he realizes that buckwheat is the flour of tho ock Itinghampton Leader After the service at Bluckville suburb Parson Par-son Brown Wibh you would raise my salary fee nex year Deacon ShouterDont see jis bow we Inn give you an Increase Parson In die season ob sin and grip Taint jes dat Deacon Las year you only raised hal ob it ncx year I wish you would try and raise it all |