Show Made tho Colored Waiter Turn Pale My wife and I were taking dinner at the Wyoming Valley hotel and a great big strapping darkey was waiting on us 1 was in a hurry and told him I wanted dinner as soon as possible So he hustled about for ray order of fish and soo brought it to me I caused the fish to disappear dis-appear plate and all before his eyes and then said 1 thought I told you to bring me some fish in a hurry The darkey insisted gI in-sisted that he had brought it but as i A could not be found he was finally brought to believe that he baa not l > y tins tim I the attention of the whole room was drawn 0I so as soon as the darkey would bring me anything I caused it to vanish until that poor old darkey was nearly wild Finally I asked for a cup of coffee and he had scarcely set it before me when I looked at it and said Why I asked you for coffee this is tea That was the last straw and the old darkey with eyes almost starting I out from his head staggered up to the head waiter and throwing up his arms I I cried out Foh de Lord sake lemme go home dat man is de debil Imagine tIt roar that went Tip in that dining room I Magician Keller in Hazleton Sentinel |