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Show IjISYFlCKLEI "I I fyi WKZi VILt-IATU . How It Waa. He start..! n Ir.i-' , toil i 1,1. .w ,,,, ,! 1,,,. And Iho ic.,. n h.ij started t. . II- up an. I . a.-. .1 . Aid lliul was Hi., red nf the trust bwetl - . Under Difficulties. r "I thought yer mid wue a travelln' In Mnnchoorla wrltln' for one o' theni i newspapers?" 1 "Ho Is, I'ncle John." ' "I don't see within" wrl; by him la ' th' Trlbiinel" "No, bo's writing under a bom it plume!" v "Dear sur.. you don't ayl Did It ;. fall on him?" ( "No, no, a nom de plumo, a " ' "Oh, 1 see, he's Kkeorod l' come out J an' rlto In th' open. Well, by hen, 1 f I'd rather hide under a ha stack than risk It and git shot by them Russians! This wnr hlr.uess Is orful risky, hunt ) lit" When n man nieeteth a woman and j telleth his wife wh:it siie wore, verily j tho better half neeii hnvo no fear, 1 , but If be nieeteth one and knowetb J not what she wire, II Is written, he- 1 ware! The man In the fiist instance J liketh not the woman unduly and he I suneyeth h.r dollies, but In the sec- ' end, he bath becnuie so enamored of ) ; her face that he could not. for the I ' life of him, till whether she wore I a Worth gown or a calico runabout! ' "Tho oldest love letter In the world t Is In the l.lrltl i mm', inn. It Is a proposal pro-posal of man luge for thu I, .mil of an ' I'r.vptlan princess and It was made II .Miu years ago. It Is in the form of an luscill.ed brick." says an exchange. Now we know the Identity of the original orig-inal gold brick mnn. In the Country. ! , I wne' t like, to he out III the country tn- I To i'.'i the now cnll en the e. . , ' Til r, -,n.j 11, i. pin-, wllli Ml "(Xift I Ami II-1 lo the w,,ilir, kei rs kt 1 I wo'it.1 like to l out In the country to- t Ae.l l.ii.h th. teill c'iH li.'W tn drink. S To ilre.ml In 'llii wish'--'nil' lo'lLiukl ' 1 I weiild like to be nut tn th country te- i .liiy Tn lln nn the bank with a book i H ' ! I'tlMK.IlOHBTI" And list. Willi s lliilll lu my very heart's The oii'lie.lrel ml of the brookl 1 will. I like to be out in the oountry - clay, Wlo-ie blue drnlin shirts ere . stylet 'Twem.l I'KOi-n my worries and tlve ate To l cciiinlry (rub fnr awhllel I would like to be out In the oountry te ilu (Vh. n, .1 Is I'm lutidil end crnae. I'd "JJ"" f",'VI"'f down in-C'lCiuuee sse, I hear blin nppiou. nlng-lhe boeet") A married man who came home at ! o'clock in tho morning nnd Insisted on telling his wife a new Joke, Is now sympathizing with tbo pnrrot and baa tnkon as his motto, "I know what'a the mntter with you, I'ullyl You talk loo darned much!" The fat man asked the email boy It the Ice wus snfu and the lad replied, "Yes, If you skate fast enough! y Many a business today la being conducted con-ducted on the same Inadequate safeguard. safe-guard. In New York they are teaching "sawed-ofT" girls to be tall. The aa-cret aa-cret nf the transformation 1 tretob-Ing. tretob-Ing. If your girl Is dumpy her her stretched to a willowy slyph! ' "For weeks afterward a newly mar lied couple cannot look rice In the face without feeling uncomfortable." j says an exchange. Nor In the heels ; without getting kicked, probably. j "Wan wants lull tittle here below," 11 in wiii.'Ii him ttirew e. nt V If. .ui'inilng up his little, he v Von'X gut a lot of It! t II sumo young men expended bait , the time und uppllrutlon trying to get on 111 the world that they do en- ' deavorlng to put the pool hall in the i: corner pocket, thero would be more ' successes and fewer failures In thle world. ' I, A man seldom becomes a son In-law $ from choice., it's the girl ho'B after, ' usually. The rent Is thrown In for t good measure inn! somotluies his cup L Is full to overflow ing. If overy day was a Fourth of July i there would soon ho a lot of ilyapeptlo , antiquarian dragging themsolree around town grow ling because "thero'a I no fun In the world!" t , I |