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Show Poacher Volunteers His Skill to British Guard LONDON. An officer of the Home Guard, one of whose jobs would be looking for parachutists in the event of an attempted invasion was told: "You want poachers. They're best. They move on velvet and they can almost bear silence." "Where can we get one?" he asked. Soon after, a man who applied to enlist, said: "In peace time, I'm a poacher." "But we can't have poachers," said the officer. "Who sent you along?" To his arr.azerr.er.t, the would-be recruit replied: "The police." |