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Show around the COR N SUGAR HOUSE E With the Editor R We saw a rather amusing three-minute show in front of The Bulletin Monday. It seems that the local 'Teen Agers dream man, "Jazzbo" was out here on some business or other and parked in front of our shop. We didn't see him pull up, but we did see his car parked there ... a yellow Crossley, no less. Next thing we knew a big GM truck pulled up in back of Jazz's mite-sized auto and proceded to hook bumpers. The next minute Jazzbo appears on the scene, calms the appologetic truck driver (we couldn't hear a word that was spoken, mind you, but in pantomime Jazz looked like the perfect gentleman) gentle-man) steps to the driver's side of the car, unbends and lowers his "over 200" pounds back of I the wheel. As if by magic his whole car lowered a good six inches, unloosened the bumpers and with a jaunty wave Jazzbo drove off to the never-never land of vouts, gates and schmoes. One of our favorite weekly papers is Bill Long's BOX ELDER EL-DER NEWS-JOURNAL. Bill, yuu Know, was recently elected president of the Utah State Press Association. A few weeks ago the News-Journal started a column called "Sharp Shots" in which the, Brigham City folks are given space to air their thoughts on any subject which comes to mind. We read "Oscar's" "Os-car's" comments the other day on one man's answer to the "New Look" and thought them meaty enough to present in full here. Oscar writes: "Plenty of men I know hate this "new look" the women are getting up, but none of them seem to do anything but corn-plain corn-plain about it. So Sharp Shots, I am appealing to you to let the men know what I, for one. ! think about it and proposed to i do about it. The women think they are so smart and chic when they dress like my great aunt Sophie, who died in 1902, rest her soul. Therefore, men, leave us not get left. If the women can do it. we can too. and we may stop these silly fads. My suggestion: First comes the hard-top derby i (sailor straw for summer), next I the collarlcss striped shirt to ! be worn with high non-inflam-, able celluloid collars and bright colored sleeve garters. For 1n-I 1n-I formal wear, . the purple with , yellow stripe jackets will be just dandy and peg top trous- ers. For more dress-up occa-I occa-I sions. a Prince Albert coat and I pencil stripe will be the thing. Pointed, patent leather shoes will complete our ensemble. BUT. the deciding factor. I think, will be the big. flowing moustaches or full beards. The hair should be parted in the middle with great gobs of pomade po-made thereon to make it roll back against the temples. If this doesn't cause 'em to sit back and look, we can go them one better and dig up some mid - Victorian fasions! MF.V! Are ya with me, or again' me?" OSCAR |