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Show Radio Gags Then there's the story about a manager of a theater who got an alarming call from one of his ushers. The usher gasped that he had just seen a man with a bear in tow, and that they were now occupying two seats in the loges. The manager rushed rush-ed out of his swank office and found the man and the bear as the usher described them. "Sir," said the manager, "what is the idea of this? Why did you bring a bear into this theater?" the-ater?" "Why not?" the mnn shrugged. shrug-ged. "He enjoyed the book so much I thought he'd like to see the picture." |