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Show Wasn't Asking for Trouble That Early in the Morning Two travelers had just met. One was doing most of the talking. "Yes," he said, "I arrived home one morning after midnight and, as I opened the door, I saw a stranger kissing my wife. I closed the door softly and hurried hur-ried downstairs. At 1 a. m. I came back. I opened the door softly and there was the stranger, strang-er, still kissing my wife. So I went downstairs again. At 1:15 " "Just a minute," interrupted the other man. "Why did you keep galloping downstairs? Why didn't you walk right into the room?" "What?" cried the talkative man. "And have my wife catch me coming home at that hour?" |