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Show SOME GUESSES What Is the largest room In the world? The room for Improvement. Which Is the strongest day in the week? Sunday, because the rest are all week (weak) days. Why Is ambition like a weathercock? Because it Is n vain nnd glittering tiling to aspire (a spire). Which Is the queen of roses? The rose of flic watering-pot, because It ruins (reigns) over them all. Who was the first whistler? The wind, It whistled "Over the hills and far away." Why Is a school teacher like the letter C? Because she forms lasses .Into classes. What is that which never asks any questions and yet requires many an-1 an-1 swers? The door bell. Why does a railway conductor cut a hole in your ticket? To let you thrwigh. What is the longest word In the F.iiglisii language? Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last letter. What Is the difference between a rhnn'h bell and a pickpocket? One peals from the steeple anil the other I steals from the people. j J Why Is an old coat very mwh like j a new one? Because they are both worn out. What ,1s It we often -tch hut never j -ee? A passing remark. 1 |