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Show ACCOMPLISHMENT "Oh, no, I never talk scandal." "Yes, my dear, but you are a good listener." The Right Place "I've come from the employment bureau, ma'am," said the girl. "They said you wanted a servant." "But I do all the work myself," replied re-plied the lady of the house. "Then the place will just suit me." Over the Radio "Pardon me, but doesn't madam need the piano tuned?" "I'm afraid that's not ours you hear. You'd better call at the Broadcasting Broad-casting company !" Humorist Magazine. Mag-azine. No Hope "Have you said your prayers Dickie?" "Yes, Mummie. I prayed for you and Daddie, but not for Uncle Reg, because I heard Daddie say he was past praying for !" And Then Some I "Think o' poor old 'Arry beln' sent to Jail I One o' the fastest working burglars In th game." "Ah, well, he's takln' his time now." Tit-Bit Magazine. |