Pleasant Grove Review | 1933-06-30 | Page 7 | The Boob

THE BOOB The Stout One Yes, 1 spent the entire evening telling him that he had a terrible reputation for kissing girls against their will. The Thin one And what did he do? The Stout One He sat there like a boob and denied it. - Big Thing Doing Maid The furniture man Is here, ma'am. Mistress I'll see him in a minute. Tell him to take a chair. Maid I did, but he started with the piano. Montreal Gazette. Alibi "Why Is there never any cream on top of your milk?" "Well, we fill the bottles so full there ain't any room for cream." Passing Show (London). Explained Antique Dealer A rare piece. A revolver dating from Roman times. "The Romans had no revolvers." "That is why it Is so rare." Stock, holm Vart Hem. Comeback Owner of New Lawn-Mower (firmly) (firm-ly) I wouldn't lend It to my own father. Would-Be Borrower You're wise, I know the old chap. Humorist Magazine.