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Show What's in a Name? "If a child were to come in and say that her mother had sent for 'a can of maltreated milk,' what would you give her?" asked the dairyman of his new assistant. "Why, malted milk, of course.", "Fine! Our last man hunted all over the shelves for a can of whipped cream." Fulfilled Bill Have you ever realized any of your childhood hopes? Pete Yes; when mother used to comb my hair I often wished I didn't have any. Collecting' 'Em Henry I've a good mind to propose pro-pose to you. Mabel Oh, please do. I need one more proposal to beat my last year's record. Sees Through It "My Daddy's so tall he can sea right over the garden fence." "So can mine when he's got his hat on." Her One Thought He When are you thinking of getting married? She Constantly. |