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Show I ime things just don't make sense 3ENNIS HINKAMP )st tradition of 60 minutes' .ooney (television's most voice) ask yourself these : Did you ever wonder igs almost always come in of 10, but hot dog buns (iways come in packages of lat do you do with the two : js? Or, if you buy another -""of buns, what do you do "-"xtra hot dog buns? t card companies are willing to give you a card when you're a senior in college or high school, but once you are out of school and get a job you become a credit risk. -Utah has passed laws that mandate restrains for infants and seatbelts for adults, but you can still ride a motorcycle at breakneck speed down any canyon in Utah without a helmet. -You're not allowed to hold a . package in your lap on airlines but you can hold a baby there. Are unrestrained packages in more danger than unrestrained children? -Most car dealers only keep touch-up paint in stock for five years. You usually don't really need the touch-up paint until after five years when yoru car starts to get rust spots. -People continue to smoke, overeat and refuse to wear seat-. seat-. belts, but they don't want to live within a thousand miles of a nuclear power plant. -Rambo action toys are made for children as young as three years, but the movies have an "R" rating which is supposed to preclude anyone younger than 18 from seeing them. -Considering the success record - of most diet books, why aren't they found in the "fiction" section of bookstores? -Why does Minute Rice take more than a minute to cook?; 7-11 stores are open 24 hours (what does the 7-11 stand for?); and why does Motel 6 cost $18 per night? |