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Show JUST FOE FUN They Work While You Sleep." Nearly every boudy knows that this Is the Hue that has made Caacarets famous. The enormous sale of Caacarets Caa-carets over ten million buses annually an-nually is an example of what persistent per-sistent arvertisiug will do to popularize popular-ize au article of merit. Caacarets Candy Carthartlcs is acknowledger to, be the greatest success in its line on record. Without merit such success would be Impossible. When an articlo gains fame it is usually Imitated more or less, and Casearets Is no exception to the rule. For a time these fakers and Imitators seem to thrive by taking advantage- ot the unsuspecting public, and tha worst of it Is, unless the purchaser discovers the cheat, he Is likely to credit the real article, with the unsatisfactory un-satisfactory results obtained from use of the substitute Moral Buy tho original Casearets and be safe. The Common Type. "I suppose," said the fair summer girl to the Itinerant photographer who was plying his trade at the seaside sea-side resort, -"you are a good judge of human nature?" "Well," he replied, cautiously, "I havo many opportunities for observing observ-ing it." "Would you mind telling me," sho continued, "what ou consider the most common typo of women?" "The tintype, ma'am," be answered, unhesitatingly. "Four for a quarter." Chicago News. Working Overlme. "I 9eo you claim au hour's overtime, Bill," said the master of tho mill. "How's that? I thought no one worked work-ed overtime last week." Bill passed a horny hand across hla mouth. "Quite right, g-v-nor," he replied. "One hour's me due." The master regarde hlru suspiciously. suspic-iously. "Come, when was it?" ho inquired. "Last Thursday," responded Bill "I was sent up to your own 'ouse to 'elp shake the carpets." "Yes; I remember that distinctly," cut in the "boss." "But you got off ut 6 sharp." "Ah, that's true, guv'nor, as far as It 'goes," assented the man. "But your n.isus give me 'arf a meat pie to take "ome, an' that there hour Is for bring lu the dish back." Answers. Poor Nell. Little Ed Snllway looted a railway; Nell Beggar stole three pounds of tea. The law collared Nell, Ed was made-D made-D C. L. Oh, what a brave people we are! Little More Needed. "Mamma, when I say my prayers tonight, may I pray for rain?" "Of course, dear. But don't you think we've had enough rain?' "Not quite, Jennie Jones is going to have a picnic tomorrow, and I ain't Invited." Groundless Pleasure. Leslie M. Shaw, at a recent banquet ban-quet of the Commercial Travelers' league, said of a silly argument against a great American merchant marine ; "This argument Is groundless. It remind. me of old Mother Taliaferro. "Mother Taliaferro lived in a dug-cut dug-cut in North Carolina very near the line When the boundary between North Carolina and Virginia was changed It shifted tbo old woman's dugout into the latter state. "Well, mother,' said a surveyor to her. 'you live in Virginia now. How do you like it?" "'Like it?" said the old woman, 'Why, I like It fine, of course. Everybody Every-body knows that Vlrpinny Is a healthier health-ier state than North Car'llna ' " Washington Star. |