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Show a El B HECTICl m HASH k By 0. Q. Si 1 Mail's B funny animal. He had two feet, two hands. i Some times ho has two alibis. . But did you ever know him to have more than one Idea or One clean dress shirt or Ono collar button at the samr time f Babe Ruth'y gone hunting Babe's In the woods sotospeak Ma has planted several bulbs in glass bowls tor the house. Sonny came along and snatched them from the rocks. After the usual discipline had administered sonny remarked through his tears. "Me thought they was un-juns.". un-juns.". A teamster was recently brought before the city judge, charged with abusing his horse and with using loud and profane language on the street One of the witnesses was a jdous old negro, who was subjected to a short cross-exnmlna tlon. "Did the defendant use Improper language while he was beating his horse?" the old man was asked. Well, he don talk mighty loud suh." ' "Did hi" indulge In profanity?" The witness Seemed puzzled, and the judge kindly put the question in another an-other form. "What the attorney means, Uncle Ras. Is did the teamster use words that would be proper for your minister minis-ter to use In a sermon'"' "Oh. yes, suh! yes, suh!" the old man replied, with a broad grin, "but dey would have to be 'ranged dlff-"runt." dlff-"runt." 00 |