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Show 1 4 I SETH BREAKS A SPEED RECORD I BY KITCHKL PI I.I V. (Our vvn spt'c lai orrcspondentO SIOOADORE, Nov C. Ornery old Seth Beardsley. constable, has been to the busy city marts and back In two hours, which beats the record of anyone from this town who has tackled tli" busy city marts with his natural "appetite for red-eye whetted up by two months of desert wished onto this town by a vlsltin' enforcement enforce-ment otficer. Seth went Into a Washington ave-n;:' ave-n;:' calm' house run by a man named Cafe and read on the bill of fair: "Guests please report any Inattention Inatten-tion by the waiters to the Casheer." When he comes to settle for his feed. Seth steps up to the beautiful blonde girl by the cash register, pun on his silly goo-goo grin and says. "Docs they pay you attention enough ?" The police is try in' to discover what she threw, but when Seth come to and the ambulance men asked if a autotnobeel bad hit him, he said: "It don't make one dam bit o' difference. dif-ference. Put 1110 up standin' and facln' toward Magadore " And, the turnpike bein paved, S-th breaks i!i return trip records by tall runnin ' The Seine river Is 497 miles long. |