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Show Cold Beer for All in Platform For Presidency The Golden Age. brinsing with It the millennium. Is promised In 1S2C by H. D. Hayssen of Milwaukee, a candidate for the presidency ol the I nltcd States to succeed Warren Gamaliel Gam-aliel Hurdlng lltysflen opened his cniioaign In 1 k-den k-den last night on the City hall square, speaking from a fine coffin, which be said contained the dead parties. "Democrats "Dem-ocrats nnd Republicans." Hayssen is running under the head of Universal brotherhood of the L'nit-ed L'nit-ed States of the World He said It- proposes lo bring about temperance In the United States by a 3 .-lern of national pipelines. Which will run cold beer and light wines Inl every house in the country Drunkenness Drunken-ness will be punched b a sentence of 30 days on the national roads for the first offense, b') days for the second offense, etc. He will speak on th City hall square every' evening, he said, for an inderinne perion. His platform contains the following prom Ises PLATFORM PROMISES All money will be outlawed, confls-Cated confls-Cated and hold as public property in the Inited States treasury. Everv thing will be free and all I property, public and private will be owned by the federal government. Every' American citizen will be furnished fur-nished With an Identification pass good for free transportation on all railroads. I steamships or other conveyors I Citizenship card holders may pro- j cure groceries and clothing free at I win. Non-residents of the United States, 'nusl pay for everything they receive !at the rates current September 21, I Any nation of the earth may Join I the union of tor United states of the World, but must adopt the American ' flag. 1 Crime will become Impossible !e-( !e-( cause every man. woman, anil chijd will be made a member of th United State senate with secret service authority au-thority Everyone, regardless of age. sex. race, or creed, will become a United I States policeman. I Every uiiui eill ! decorated OS a I member of the t inted States Benate and all females as hunorarj members. ' n inauguration day. .March 4. 1 2 5 . all prisoners will be liberated and all prisons emptied Kvery home will b equipped with radio telephone and the head of the family who the woman becomes the owner of an automobile to be use. I jointly by all members of the family. Hundreds ol ti oiisands of aeroplanes will be used In mall and passenger rvue and for national defense In case of necessity. All naval vessels in course of construction con-struction w ill be ki rapped or converted Into pleasure vessels. All moneys owed the I'nited Stales by Its allies and others must be paid In gold coin. An.one showing criminal tendencies viil upon conviction, be exiled to the Philippine Islands. 1 Present-day law books will be eon-! eon-! flscated und burned and a small vesrt I pocket law book substituted and distributed dis-tributed to every man. woman and child I Lawyers will .ease to exist. Every able bodied man will v j five houi-s dallv at work for which fce ! Is best suited whether he be millionaire million-aire or pauper. Every worker will get a home free. Immigrants desiring to he, .'no- .1!-lzns .1!-lzns of the United states win be transported free on I nite.i stit.-s steamships. OO |
