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Show DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU That nature has arranged things so that a poor man is able to display dis-play as many virtues as a wealthier man. That Ade Heaston is said to be capable of raising fish in Dry Fork, but it is said he was one of the most efficient peace officers in the state. When will he take over the lines a-gain. a-gain. That all women look on their sex to see how much they have on in the way of dress, while men look to see how little the women have on. That a rover seldom gets anywhere he is like the white dog that chases cars up and down Main Street. That Americans tour England, but few Englishmen tour America, but they might come over on a lecture tour and extract a few thousand from the bums over here. That every person Who deposits a surplus dollar in the local bank helps to swell the general reputation of the community. That Americans carry more life insurance in-surance than all the rest of the world combined. Is there anything to wonder wond-er at as when it comes to conversation conversa-tion our insurance agents have the world beat, if you doubt this ask K. C. Tanner. - That even the government budgets have linotype errors. That the sweetest girls don't come out from the Lake any more. That an empty pulpit makes an empty pew, look into the Vantages at Salt Lake any Sunday morning. That the BINGHAM NEWS PRINT ERY can do your Printing with accuracy ac-curacy and speed, try us on a "hurry" call when you havn't the time to send East That they sometimes have the decency de-cency to ask someone else to do what they themselves ought to do. That people given to false heroics hero-ics have to resort to a lot of trumped up arguments, facts are removed from their settings, or shaded so as to give the wrong impression. That it wouldn't be a Fish and Game Convention without Frank Croy That Jack of the Clift Club was prominent with the rest of the fisherman fish-erman at Geneva on Sunday. That on the fishing grounds a man sometimes waits hours for a bite, and finally congratulates himself when he gets one. Why can't he be the same kind of a sport in his place of business or at home. That the Elks of Bingham, even if they are looked upon as strays are always willing to put their shoulder to the wheel, for charity's sake. |
