Coalville Times | 1903-08-21 | Page 5 | Dorcas Made a Point

DORCAS MADE A POINT. Very Neatly Turnsd the Tables on Hla Better Half. "I don't aee how you can Bay I've been neglecting my home and wasting wast-ing my lime attending club ninetlnga." protested Mra. Dor-aa. "You men are so sordid In your views you can t eoe good In anything iinjcaa tiiure'a money In It." " "Well, what good la there In tbat dull of yours that keeps yte away from home most uf the time?' "Intellectual good, my doer." returned re-turned his belter half; "something more to bo desired than all tho money ( in the world. For Instance, our club ' has gone In for nature study, and I havo learned all about tho habits' ot the Interesting llltkt creatures of the Insect world." "You have, eh?" sneered Dorce. "Well, all I ran aay la that if you'd kept away from your old club and studied liiKect llfn at home. I would havo been spared Iho shock I received j on opening the wardrobe and finding I holvs." "