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Show up 111EM g A Desperate Man, I was In a restaurant, and tb It Jit wife looked anstoualy at her youisband as he devoured a double poo ' n'lfon of Mister sslad. i-J "I wish you wouldn't eat that, dear r she urged. "You know It never agrees '. ' with you, especially at night," "It doesn't, but I don't care. "It's my turn to take care of the baby U night, anyhow." Hopes. Teas "It waa Dr. Klllam who ale tended the late Mr. Oldgold, wasn't It?" Jess "Yes. He was called In only a few days before the old gontlemaa died. Why do you ask?" Teas "Old Mr. Rosley was takea 1 slightly HI yesterday and hit young ! wife tent for Dr. Klllam fct once," A Dscldsd "Not" ; V f "What's the matter, Reggie? Too look as It 'Hhe' hsd given you the mlP ten." ' ! "The mitten? I thought It waa skin tight boxing glove." " A Position of Trust, "Yon say your son has risen to aj position of great trust In the com mtinlty?" ( "That'a what he haa," answered farmer Cnrntossel. "The folks say ! they've made him cuatodlan ot thelt ' moat precious treasures. He drives am Ico wsgon In suinmnr an' a coal carl ', In winter." Washington Star. Aa Advised. "Now that I hare won lour love," said the young man who was trying to leap the matrimonial hurdle, "I impnoso Jt't.UU. J"BVlaV-l", "'. jmnr worihy sin'.-- "No," replied the fluffy-haired maid, who bad mure than once aeen tha family skeleton on exhibition, "speak t to ma. Pa doesn't cut any congealed aqua pura around thla Joint. Particular, ' Mr. Con Beet 1 suppose I'm what you might call a gay Lothario, Mist r Pepprey. " Mist Pepproy Indeed? Mr. Con Beet Yea. I'm attentive to a number ot girls, but I'm sot en gaged to any particular one of them. , Mist Pepprey Naturally, tor how , oould lha ba engaged to you U tha I wsro. Quick Change, r mm 1 "Do-you lovo me, Arthur?" "Why, my dear, haven't I Just told . : you so?" J "Yet but then men are to changeable!" change-able!" ,! A Great Haul. "Young Ilrlelty had only been admitted ad-mitted to tho bar a week when ha made a fortune Ho was caught In a railroad wreck In which forty people wero Injured." 1 "And ho was one ot those who got damages?" "Ho waa all of thoni. He got all ths ; victims to retain him." Poor Boyl "Your no- roior Is the eleventh child ln the tuml' Is be not?" asked . the caller. ; "Yes, ma'am." said the little girl. j "llnvn yott iiumed hlin yet?" "1 think ii'ni going to name hlra Jerusalem. That's v. lint pupa calloil him when he was horn." The Sisterly Point of View. "Is til It: very clever Anna Bmart lclgli a iMipular Kirl?" "No, Indeed. Kveri'tindy hales her oiccpt the teachers nnd the hoys." . Truth Comes Out. "Are you blind by nature.?" askettl tho chnrllalily Inclined citizen. "No, sir," candidly replied the beg- ., gar; "I'm blind by profosslun." |
