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Show oo Wife I've got a splendid dinner, ready for you tonight. I was determined deter-mined to please you. Husband (after complacently viewing view-ing the spread) Ah, yes What kind; of a dress are you thinking of getting? oo Just about tho time we get so that we can spell Bolshevikl three different ways, the Ukraine .-tarts in and when we learn to spell Ukraine almost correctly, cor-rectly, that outfit Is put out of business busi-ness 'till we're tempted to brand Russia Rus-sia a short change artist. |